I molested 6 butterflies tonight
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
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