FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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