Sponge bath it is.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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