Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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