After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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