i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
