puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Randomize
