About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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