I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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