Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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