how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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