On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Holy sore nipples Batman
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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