And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize
