i was born a porn star she said
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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