Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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