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• (415): View more from California

  This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo

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• (925): View more from California

  remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair

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• (714): View more from California

  no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.

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  It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian

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