How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
