why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
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