i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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