try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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