I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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