I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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