I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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