white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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