Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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