physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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