I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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