We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
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