Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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