Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
only if we run a train.
done.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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