problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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