I wish my penis had an off switch
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
handjob tips. give me some.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
