that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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