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(757): View more from Virginia

margs and chips and queso make the world go round

(1-757): View more from Virginia

well and inertia

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...

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I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma

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(706): View more from Georgia

Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.

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(407): View more from Florida

Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon

(407): View more from Florida

Covered in confetti and bad decisions

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(970): View more from Colorado

I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.

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(716): View more from New York

Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.

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