Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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