I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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