I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
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