3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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