Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
just tell him i said nine months
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I have post one night stand depression
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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