Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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