69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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