No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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