like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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