For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Randomize
