That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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