Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm just crazy horny about you
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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