It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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