My friends, they love my intelligence
no, he came in my armpit
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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