It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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