Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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