I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize