you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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