dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
