i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
It all started with a game of naked twister.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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