Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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