just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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