i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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