id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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