It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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